Reason #423 Why I'm Still Single

I wrote the book 365 Reasons Why I'm Still Single.

Reason #422 Why I'm Still Single

Because I said so!

Reason #421 Why I'm Still Single

My neighbors. They kill the mood by banging on the ceiling.

Reason #420 Why I'm Still Single

I recently picked up embroidery as a replacement for sex.  And my cats approve.

Reason #419 Why I'm Still Single

ANOTHER SHOT WITH CLOONEY!!

Reason #418 Why I'm Still Single

Anthony Weiner is my text buddy.

Reason #417 Why I'm Still Single

I'm waiting for God to make a move.