October 10, 2011

Reasons Why I'm Still Single

We've given over our page this week to one of our favorite artists, Rachael Yamagata.  Her new record Chesapeake is in stores this week!  Go check it out!

Rachael's Reason #1 "Why You're Still single" (case on her prior experience of being single) - Any lover's quarrel is up for grabs to be quoted, recounted or weaved into a song for the rest of the world to hear.  Nuff said.

Reason #427 Why I'm Still Single

I suffer from Misophonia!  For real!

August 16, 2011

July 21, 2011

WTH?!

When we read articles like this one, it really makes us mad!  A woman from Santa Monica, Alice Hunter, went to the Pier and wanted to ride the ferris wheel.  She was alone, but why should that matter?

"I asked, was it because of safety concerns, would it throw the [gondolas] off balance?" Hunter said. "They told me, 'We don't know what you might do up there. You might throw yourself off at the top for all we know.'"
Really, ferris wheel operator?  Really?  When did people decide that all singles are suicidal?  We must've missed that memo!

July 11, 2011

July 1, 2011

June 30, 2011

Reason #420 Why I'm Still Single

I recently picked up embroidery as a replacement for sex.  And my cats approve.

April 22, 2011

March 18, 2011

Reason #413 Why I'm Still Single

The luck o' the Irish hasn't gotten me anything but a one night stand.

February 13, 2011

World Singles Day!!

What jerk came up with World Marriage Day?! We unofficially officially declare February 15th World Singles Day!! Give us some ideas on how we should celebrate!

February 2, 2011

Reason #405 Why I'm Still Single


I woke up this morning and all I saw was my own shadow. Does this mean I'll be single for another year?

January 17, 2011

Reason #402 Why I'm Still Single

If you have to water it and feed it, you don’t need it.

(Special thanks to my new friends I met tonight at Dillon's!)

Reason #401 Why I'm Still Single

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.