Reason #434 Why I'm Still Single

After sex, I reached over and gave myself this:

Reason #431 Why I'm Still Single

Like Gaga, I'm gonna ma ma ma marry the night.

Reason #426 Why I'm Still Single

Because weekends were made for fun!

Reason #416 Why I'm Still Single

I recycle everything, including men.  Happy Earth Day!

Reason #413 Why I'm Still Single

The luck o' the Irish hasn't gotten me anything but a one night stand.

Reason #412 Why I'm Still Single

I gave up trying for Lent.

Reason #407 Why I'm Still Single

I refer to it as "making love."

Reason #400 Why I'm Still Single

I never stick to my new year's resolution to find a man.

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Reason #395 Why I'm Still Single

I’ve got 99 problems, but a husband ain’t one!

Reason #393 Why I'm Still Single

I’m just lucky!

Reason #388 Why I'm Still Single

I'm still on TOP of the HILL, I'll think about settling down once I'm OVER it.