Showing posts with label oh hell no. Show all posts
Showing posts with label oh hell no. Show all posts

July 21, 2011

WTH?!

When we read articles like this one, it really makes us mad!  A woman from Santa Monica, Alice Hunter, went to the Pier and wanted to ride the ferris wheel.  She was alone, but why should that matter?

"I asked, was it because of safety concerns, would it throw the [gondolas] off balance?" Hunter said. "They told me, 'We don't know what you might do up there. You might throw yourself off at the top for all we know.'"
Really, ferris wheel operator?  Really?  When did people decide that all singles are suicidal?  We must've missed that memo!

July 1, 2011

February 13, 2011

World Singles Day!!

What jerk came up with World Marriage Day?! We unofficially officially declare February 15th World Singles Day!! Give us some ideas on how we should celebrate!

January 4, 2011

Reason #391 Why I'm Still Single

My ex-boyfriend contacted me to ask if I know of any good make-up artists he can call, because he’s going to be an Avatar for Halloween.

Reason #381 Why I'm Still Single

I don't need these.

Reason #379 Why I'm Still Single

Tevasre back in style and Tevas are my dealbreaker! What are YOUR dealbreakers?