365 Reasons Why I'm Still Single: wah wah

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January 5, 2012

The Mayan Calendar. It would take me longer than the year we have left to plan a wedding.

I'm still in the "setting him free" phase.

I recently picked up embroidery as a replacement for sex. And my cats approve.

I woke up this morning and all I saw was my own shadow. Does this mean I'll be single for another year?

My hope chest is empty.

My dentist says I need a night guard. Like I need that extra obstacle.

I married myself!

I’m really good at hooking up, and really bad at sealing the deal.

I'm afraid the recent egg recall might be a metaphor for real life.