February 2, 2011

Reason #405 Why I'm Still Single


I woke up this morning and all I saw was my own shadow. Does this mean I'll be single for another year?

January 17, 2011

Reason #402 Why I'm Still Single

If you have to water it and feed it, you don’t need it.

(Special thanks to my new friends I met tonight at Dillon's!)

Reason #401 Why I'm Still Single

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.