Reason #434 Why I'm Still Single

After sex, I reached over and gave myself this:

Reason #433 Why I'm Still Single

February 15th...and no will power!

Reason #432 Why I'm Still Single

Not only am I part of the 99%, I now have another % that defines me.

Reason #431 Why I'm Still Single

Like Gaga, I'm gonna ma ma ma marry the night.

Reason #122112 Why I'm Still Single

The Mayan Calendar. It would take me longer than the year we have left to plan a wedding.

Reason #430 Why I'm Still Single

Holiday weight gain.